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An Apology From Carter Mattresses, The Makers Of Death Beds

We are so very sorry for this atrocity

Hi there, I’m Anson Carter of Carter Mattresses. A terrible tragedy has occurred for which we are sorry: the highly publicized recent string of deaths resulting from people sleeping on our line of death beds. Maybe you have heard the common expression, “laying on his death bed”. We at Carter…