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And in that sense it was a success, even if world dominion was elusive

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I make this decision soberly and with a clear head, unfortunately


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There are some things you don’t talk about

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A Celebrated Writer’s Tale Of Woe

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No, I did NOT say “being”

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Your prayers for something easy to get your father on his birthday have been answered

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Here are the official kinds of cat names that are allowed



And I need a shoulder to cry on

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I will succeed with the next cockroach.

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Glass takes so long to replace out here in the wild west

Calder Holbrook

Calder Holbrook is an LA comedy writer, and an actor most recently seen in Peacock's A.P. Bio.

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