Calder HolbrookinThe HavenExcerpts From Star Trek Episodes In Which Someone Goes To The BathroomAdmit it’s all you can think about while enjoying those shows·3 min read·Jul 12, 2022----
Calder HolbrookinGreener Pastures MagazineI Have a Publishing Deal with a Publishing EelWhat I’ve learned and how I’ve gotten electrical shocks trying to hug my publisher·3 min read·May 25, 2022--1--1
Calder HolbrookinThe HavenI Wish The Moving Pictures Could Have FartsUntil then these “silent films” will forever be missing something·3 min read·May 25, 2022----
Calder HolbrookinThe HavenI Can’t Eat My Deep Dish Pizza Because They Found Fossils In ItIt’s historically significant, I admit, but now what do I have for lunch?·3 min read·May 7, 2022----
Calder HolbrookinThe HavenReasons Why My Tuna Sandwich May Be TickingFew of them are encouraging, unfortunately·3 min read·Jan 15, 2022----
Calder HolbrookinThe HavenAllow me to introduce Megafiche: a New, Beefier MicroficheBuckle up, ‘fiche fans, Megafiche blows Microfiche away with few supernatural drawbacks·3 min read·Jan 10, 2022--2--2
Calder HolbrookinThe HavenI Suspect The Other Team Will Attempt A Quarterback Sneak. Pray Let Me Tell You Why!My reasoning will convince you and be well-worth the long-winded speech·3 min read·Jan 5, 2022----
Calder HolbrookinGreener Pastures MagazineI Dream Of Rolling on the River Like Tina TurnerThe great Tina Turner rolls on the Columbia River running through her native Tennessee, and I tried to join her·4 min read·Jan 5, 2022----
Calder HolbrookinJane Austen’s WastebasketMy Stone Soup Restaurant Is Failing, And I Don’t Know What To DoPlease answer my brusque, inflexible plea for help·4 min read·Jan 1, 2022--1--1
Calder HolbrookinThe HavenHow I’m Doing With The Continued Absence Of Pizza Box TablesLife has been hard since they got rid of the little plastic thing in pizza boxes·3 min read·Jan 1, 2022----
