Sign in

Calder Holbrook
Photo by Cofohint Esin on Unsplash

No, I did NOT say “being”

Photo by Stijn Swinnen on Unsplash

Your prayers for something easy to get your father on his birthday have been answered

Photo by Kari Shea on Unsplash

Here are the official kinds of cat names that are allowed



And I need a shoulder to cry on

Photo by Håkon Sataøen on Unsplash

I will succeed with the next cockroach.

Photo by Robert Thiemann on Unsplash

Photo by Eric Marty on Unsplash

Glass takes so long to replace out here in the wild west

Photo by Reproductive Health Supplies Coalition on Unsplash

The answer may not surprise you

Photo by Haley Owens on Unsplash

We are so very sorry for this atrocity

What you should know

Photo by veeterzy on Unsplash

Photo by Shreyas shah on Unsplash

A new mode of self-expression is in your hands

Calder Holbrook

Calder Holbrook is an LA comedy writer, and an actor most recently seen in Peacock's A.P. Bio.

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store