Calder HolbrookinThe HavenExcerpts From Star Trek Episodes In Which Someone Goes To The BathroomAdmit it’s all you can think about while enjoying those showsJul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
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Calder HolbrookinThe HavenI Wish The Moving Pictures Could Have FartsUntil then these “silent films” will forever be missing somethingMay 25, 2022May 25, 2022
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Calder HolbrookinThe HavenI Suspect The Other Team Will Attempt A Quarterback Sneak. Pray Let Me Tell You Why!My reasoning will convince you and be well-worth the long-winded speechJan 5, 2022Jan 5, 2022
Calder HolbrookinGreener Pastures MagazineI Dream Of Rolling on the River Like Tina TurnerThe great Tina Turner rolls on the Columbia River running through her native Tennessee, and I tried to join herJan 5, 2022Jan 5, 2022
Calder HolbrookinJane Austen’s WastebasketMy Stone Soup Restaurant Is Failing, And I Don’t Know What To DoPlease answer my brusque, inflexible plea for helpJan 1, 20221Jan 1, 20221
Calder HolbrookinThe HavenHow I’m Doing With The Continued Absence Of Pizza Box TablesLife has been hard since they got rid of the little plastic thing in pizza boxesJan 1, 2022Jan 1, 2022
